Personalised Paper: Naked in Carwash
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[FORENAME] [SURNAME] was last night charged with indecent exposure after security cameras caught him frolicking naked in the car wash of [his] local BP garage. [AGE]-year-old [SURNAME] was spotted stripping on the forecourt at around 7pm last night before sneaking into the car wash halfway through the wash and foam cycle. This impromptu soaping was only brought to a halt when garage owner, Dave Carr, entered the car wash half an hour later to top up the soapsuds.
The unsuspecting mechanic was shocked to find [SURNAME] completely naked, using an ice scraper to wash [his] nether regions. "I couldn't believe my eyes," said Carr, who has owned the garage in [LOCATION] for the best part of 20 years. "I've seen a lot of things in my time in the garage business, but this really was something else. I just don't know what came over [him]. One minute [he] was buying some screen wash from the shop - the next [he] was rubbing [himself] down in the car wash!" "I don't think [he]'d been drinking and, as there was no-one else around, I can't see how [he] was doing it for a bet. Maybe [he] just felt dirty and really needed a wash." "I don't think I'll forget it, the image of [him] continues to haunt me today."
[SURNAME] continues to protest [his] innocence despite being arrested after the police were called.
[He] admits to taking [his] clothes off and also confesses to a struggle with Carr, but claims there were mitigating factors behind [his] actions. "I just needed a shower," said [SURNAME]. "There was nobody watching and I really didn't think there would be a problem. There wouldn't have been if it wasn't for the owner. He came storming in shouting â€Å“Oh my God, I need to find the knobâ€Â. I thought he was being extremely rude so I went to knock him out. It turns out he was talking about the knob to turn off the water. It was an easy mistake to make!"
Nevertheless, [FORENAME] [SURNAME] is likely to receive a substantial fine when [he] appears in court this morning, despite this being [his] first offence. [SURNAME] is expected to receive a fine rather than a custodial sentence due to the limited size of the evidence against [him].
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