'Badly Behaved Children' Bespoke Wooden Sign

Badly behaved children will be made into pies| Custom made wooden freestanding sign, handmade gift by PhotoFairytales

Badly behaved children will be made into pies - by order of the management. Beware kiddiewinks, this house has a policy! A humorous and silly tongue-in-cheek gift that any parent will love. This bespoke wooden sign would also be a fun piece for a workplace or commercial setting - just imagine it in a restaurant or pub! A brilliant gift for Mother's Day or Father's Day - grandparents would probably appreciate it too!

The wording on the sign is available in a range of 8 colour options (see full colour chart below). Your personalised wooden sign will be attractively gift wrapped, wrapped in blue tissue paper and tied with ribbon. It's chunky enough to freestand on a shelf, or you can hang it on the wall using the pre-drilled hanging holes on the back. The sign measures approximately 32x10cm, and 2cm thick. The handcut sign is painted in a neutral off-white shade which is lightly sanded in places for an attractive irregular rustic 'shabby' finish, so there are variations between each one. The entire sign is finished with 2 coats of protective matte sealant. (NB: sign suitable for inside use only.)

Badly Behaved Children Wooden Sign £14.95

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Price: £14.95 including UK delivery

Turnaround: Created to order and dispatched within 3 working days (working days are Mon-Fri, excluding bank holidays).

Perfect Gift for: Mum, Dad, Grandparents, Friend, Colleague

Ideal for: Birthday Gift, Christmas Gift, Mother's Day, Father's Day


Your wooden sign is handpainted in an off-white shade and measures approx 32x10cm, and 2cm thick. It can either freestand on a shelf, or be wall mounted using the pre-drilled holes. Suitable for interior use only. Due to the handmade nature of this product, please note that there may be slight variations in the finish and size. Decorative, indoor use only.


UK postage is free - please allow 3-5 working days for delivery. Faster UK delivery upgrades are available - see the postage options on the order form above for details. Your sign will be attractively gift wrapped in tissue paper. (Click here for overseas delivery information and prices)