'Poppycock' Bespoke Wooden Sign

The perfect finishing touch for the grumpy person's home, this 'Poppycock' wooden sign is an ideal present for the constantly irritable type. A fun conversation starter, you might just find that with this sign on display you start using words like 'bounder' and 'balderdash'... Equally at home in a traditional or modern setting, this fun wooden sign will also look great in an office or workplace. A great present for the constantly cantankerous!

The wording on the sign is available in a range of 8 colour options (see full colour chart below). Your personalised wooden sign will be attractively gift wrapped, wrapped in blue tissue paper and tied with ribbon. It's chunky enough to freestand on a shelf, or you can hang it on the wall using the pre-drilled hanging holes on the back. The sign measures approximately 32x10cm, and 2cm thick. The handcut sign is painted in a neutral off-white shade which is lightly sanded in places for an attractive irregular rustic 'shabby' finish, so there are variations between each one. The entire sign is finished with 2 coats of protective matte sealant. (NB: sign suitable for inside use only.)