'Poppycock' Bespoke Wooden Sign

Complete Poppycock | Custom made wooden freestanding sign, handmade gift by PhotoFairytales

The perfect finishing touch for the grumpy person's home, this 'Poppycock' wooden sign is an ideal present for the constantly irritable type. A fun conversation starter, you might just find that with this sign on display you start using words like 'bounder' and 'balderdash'... Equally at home in a traditional or modern setting, this fun wooden sign will also look great in an office or workplace. A great present for the constantly cantankerous!

The wording on the sign is available in a range of 8 colour options (see full colour chart below). Your personalised wooden sign will be attractively gift wrapped, wrapped in blue tissue paper and tied with ribbon. It's chunky enough to freestand on a shelf, or you can hang it on the wall using the pre-drilled hanging holes on the back. The sign measures approximately 32x10cm, and 2cm thick. The handcut sign is painted in a neutral off-white shade which is lightly sanded in places for an attractive irregular rustic 'shabby' finish, so there are variations between each one. The entire sign is finished with 2 coats of protective matte sealant. (NB: sign suitable for inside use only.)

Poppycock Wooden Sign £14.95

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Price: £14.95 including UK delivery

Turnaround: Created to order and dispatched within 3 working days (working days are Mon-Fri, excluding bank holidays).

Perfect Gift for: Husband, Wife, Grandparents, Friend, Colleague

Ideal for: Birthday, Anniversary, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Christmas


Your wooden sign is handpainted in an off-white shade and measures approx 32x10cm, and 2cm thick. It can either freestand on a shelf, or be wall mounted using the pre-drilled holes. Suitable for interior use only. Due to the handmade nature of this product, please note that there may be slight variations in the finish and size. Decorative, indoor use only.


UK postage is free - please allow 3-5 working days for delivery. Faster UK delivery upgrades are available - see the postage options on the order form above for details. Your sign will be attractively gift wrapped in tissue paper. (Click here for overseas delivery information and prices)